"HALLE CAT!"

Congradulations seem to be in order for one Ms. Halle Berry, who, according to certain media sources, is expecting her first child with her present beau.

It was'nt that long ago when Ms. Halle's relationship troubles caused one to wonder if she would ever truly find personal happiness and forfillment,.... or just seem destined to go on being in relationships with guys that would make you wonder," What the hell was she thinkin'?"

Hopefully now a stable & happy marriage will ensue, with this announcment, and many more healthy chillunz will follow along with much love & inner peace.

Tha kind of inner peace that motivates one to make better career choices than "Catwoman!"

Well,... Maybe the costume will do better with the kids,...Just in time for Halloween!!!

"LING THING!"

Red Carpet hog and sometime actress Bai Ling & a couple of her close friends!

"DOGGLOVE!"

It has just been announced that a new film starring the master thespian of both stage & screen, "Sir Snoop of Dogg", and that sterling example of feminine poise & talent, "Ms. Courtney Love", will combine their formitable gifts of geniuse for what is sure to be the Big-Hit-Feel-Good-For -The-Whole-Family-Movie-Sequel-Of-The-Year,....

"SOULPLANE II, FLYIN"HIGH"


(Coming to a theatre in your mind soon,... if you're intoxicated enough to imagine such nonsense!).

"NAOMI STRIKES!"

Naomi Campbell has a mean rep for going into haughty hissy-fits at the hired help & throwing certain communication devices at them. The anger managment classes and garbage pick-up detail seems to not have worked in changing things. As one of the few "Supermodel's in the World", one hopes Naomi wakes up & cuts the b.s. out soon. Hotness & fame can only maintain you but for so long. Ain't dat right, Tyra?