Saturday, August 25, 2007

"COLD SPICE!"

A few months back, Eddie Murphy and Melanie (Scary Spice) Brown had a nasty ending to what seemed to be a pretty intense relationship. Melanie got pregnant and claimed Eddie as the Pop. Eddie denied he was. Weeks passed and after a Maury Show-like "Baby-Daddy- Paternity-Test,.. everyone finds out, "Eddie,.. you are INDEED the Pappy of this child!"
Scary hooks-up with a new dude, makes insulting claims on Eddie's "manhood"in public, and gets a high powered lawyer to sick on Murphy.
He maintains he's been sending child support for months.
Now this is about to go to court, (potentially), and cause even mo' of a big-ass mess!
But perhaps the most disturbing thing of all to come out of all this is this;

"The Spice Girls Are Getting Back Together To Perform Again!!!!"

Thanks alot, Mr. Murphy!

"A Roast With A Whole Lotta Meat!"

About "Flavor Of Love" star Flavor Flav's recent Comedy Central Roast,... I only have this to say,....

"Amy Just Go Into Rehab, I Said Just Go, Go, Go!"

Amy Winehouse is an extremely talanted singer/songwriter & performer, whose musical gifts have the potential of providing great art and entertainment for many years to come,... "If she don't blow it!" The whole "substance addition" thang never has nor never will be a cool thing,.. but, sometimes folks can get caught-up. Amy, if you needs ta go ta rehab n' get things tight, then please, for our sakes (& especially your's), just Go, Go, Go! Do what you need to do to keep on keepin' on in a healthy way. You're way too good to go out that way!

Besides, who else am I gonna have fun drawing (besides Elvira) with a 5 foot Beehive do?