"Happy Halloweeny!"

The big El & Friends to wish everyone a "Happy Halloweeny!"

FLASHBACK!

Lil'Kim,... (w/ Charlie Baltimore) from Back-In-Tha-Day before the loony-tooniness set in.

HENDRIX LIVES!

September 18th,2007, marked the 37th anniversary of the death of Jimi Hendrix.
November 27th,2007, will mark the 37th anniversary of his birth.
The man is gone,... but, the artistry lives on!

"Enjoy the artistry!"

Sarah's Back!

The Sarah Silverman Show is back for a second season on Comedy Central.
The oddly attractive comedian & Jimmy Kimmel babe is probably sure to attempt to push the
limits of humorous taste even further than she did on her first season outing.

Sarah can be really funny at times, (much like "South Park"), but, in the same vein, That whole, "If I offend everybody I offend nobody" mentality sometimes just don't cut it.

The whole obsession with the religious barbs are just "tired" and a real boring fake cutting edge
staple. It's alot funnier generally to joke about the pop-cultural celebrity stuff,.. since so much of it is so ridiculous anyway. ("Sorry Britney").

Still, I wish the girl well, and will probably be checkin' the show out,..... something about a hot chick with a guitar singin' poopy-songs just touches the heart!

"HALLE CAT!"

Congradulations seem to be in order for one Ms. Halle Berry, who, according to certain media sources, is expecting her first child with her present beau.

It was'nt that long ago when Ms. Halle's relationship troubles caused one to wonder if she would ever truly find personal happiness and forfillment,.... or just seem destined to go on being in relationships with guys that would make you wonder," What the hell was she thinkin'?"

Hopefully now a stable & happy marriage will ensue, with this announcment, and many more healthy chillunz will follow along with much love & inner peace.

Tha kind of inner peace that motivates one to make better career choices than "Catwoman!"

Well,... Maybe the costume will do better with the kids,...Just in time for Halloween!!!

"LING THING!"

Red Carpet hog and sometime actress Bai Ling & a couple of her close friends!

"DOGGLOVE!"

It has just been announced that a new film starring the master thespian of both stage & screen, "Sir Snoop of Dogg", and that sterling example of feminine poise & talent, "Ms. Courtney Love", will combine their formitable gifts of geniuse for what is sure to be the Big-Hit-Feel-Good-For -The-Whole-Family-Movie-Sequel-Of-The-Year,....

"SOULPLANE II, FLYIN"HIGH"


(Coming to a theatre in your mind soon,... if you're intoxicated enough to imagine such nonsense!).

"NAOMI STRIKES!"

Naomi Campbell has a mean rep for going into haughty hissy-fits at the hired help & throwing certain communication devices at them. The anger managment classes and garbage pick-up detail seems to not have worked in changing things. As one of the few "Supermodel's in the World", one hopes Naomi wakes up & cuts the b.s. out soon. Hotness & fame can only maintain you but for so long. Ain't dat right, Tyra?

"COLD SPICE!"

A few months back, Eddie Murphy and Melanie (Scary Spice) Brown had a nasty ending to what seemed to be a pretty intense relationship. Melanie got pregnant and claimed Eddie as the Pop. Eddie denied he was. Weeks passed and after a Maury Show-like "Baby-Daddy- Paternity-Test,.. everyone finds out, "Eddie,.. you are INDEED the Pappy of this child!"
Scary hooks-up with a new dude, makes insulting claims on Eddie's "manhood"in public, and gets a high powered lawyer to sick on Murphy.
He maintains he's been sending child support for months.
Now this is about to go to court, (potentially), and cause even mo' of a big-ass mess!
But perhaps the most disturbing thing of all to come out of all this is this;

"The Spice Girls Are Getting Back Together To Perform Again!!!!"

Thanks alot, Mr. Murphy!

"A Roast With A Whole Lotta Meat!"

About "Flavor Of Love" star Flavor Flav's recent Comedy Central Roast,... I only have this to say,....

"Amy Just Go Into Rehab, I Said Just Go, Go, Go!"

Amy Winehouse is an extremely talanted singer/songwriter & performer, whose musical gifts have the potential of providing great art and entertainment for many years to come,... "If she don't blow it!" The whole "substance addition" thang never has nor never will be a cool thing,.. but, sometimes folks can get caught-up. Amy, if you needs ta go ta rehab n' get things tight, then please, for our sakes (& especially your's), just Go, Go, Go! Do what you need to do to keep on keepin' on in a healthy way. You're way too good to go out that way!

Besides, who else am I gonna have fun drawing (besides Elvira) with a 5 foot Beehive do?